Set Sail
on Wacky Adventures!
Canceled Children’s Books
#1 New Comedy Release on AmazonOur Newest Release on Amazon
A Top Comedy Bestseller on Amazon
A New Release on Amazon
Sequel to #1 Comedy Release 
A Top Comedy Bestseller on Amazon
A Fan Favorite for Culinary Comedy
Introducing the 'Cancelled Children's Books' series by Cleveland Steamer Press – where every page is a potential scandal waiting to erupt! Dive into whimsical tales of boating blunders, construction conundrums, culinary capers, and "handsy" activities all wrapped in cheeky innuendos that'll have you going balls deep with your reading choices. Perfect for those with a wicked sense of humor or a frenemy in need of a 'thoughtful' gift. Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, raised eyebrows, and a sudden urge to delete your social media. Read responsibly and make sure to send the whole series to your best friends, family, and definitely your enemies!
Our Store! is Here
Yes, we sell books, but did you know, book publishing is a dying industry and we barely make any money! We therefore are making some funny merch to brighten up your day when you’re not curled up laughing with one of our books! This stuff is just as bonkers as our books and created by the same people that write our books!
Shop Only Fans Merch!
Celebrate the fan & hardware store that never made it past the last century. It's name is mysteriously trending again, and we've uncovered exclusive Only Fans merch celebrating a hopeful revival.
Books as Visually Stunning as they are hilarious!
Books as Visually Stunning as they are hilarious!
Instant Classics
Not only do we take the time to write the funniest, most canceled-est books around, but we also make them visually beautiful.
Why Buy Our Books?
Makes a Great Gift
Gift laughter with a hilarious book or bundle, perfect for friends or family. Titles like "Balls Deep" and "Hand Jobs for the Whole Family" will bring a fun time, ideal for housewarmings or white elephant gifts. These aren't just books; they're laughter-filled experiences that promise shared joy and memorable moments, perfect for bringing people together through humor.
Content Creators
Content creators seeking to delight their audience need look no further. These books are packed with humorous content that's perfect for engaging followers. Share excerpts or build segments around these humorous titles for increased engagement and laughter. They're a goldmine for creating standout, share-worthy content that keeps your audience coming back for more.
Adult Humor Kids Miss
These books cleverly disguise adult humor in tales that appear innocent to most kids, making them perfect for adult readers. Enjoy sophisticated laughs with stories like using a nutcracker in "busting a nut" or cleaning car wheels in "performing a rim job." They offer adults a delightful escape with humor that's both smart and hilarious, perfect for a lighthearted read without worrying about most young ears.
Perfect For Enemies
For those special someones you love to tease or can't stand, these books make unforgettable gifts. Send one to that annoying coworker, in-law, or ex to provoke or amuse. It's an inexpensive way to stir a reaction, whether it's laughter or shock, making these books perfect for a playful jab or a humorous vendetta.
Story Time With
Enjoy narration from the most talented, amazing, and influential narrator on Youtube with some Cleveland Steamer classics!
Hand Jobs for the Whole Family is the
#1 New Comedy Release on Amazon
Testimonials
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An unforgettable and side-splitting masterpiece bulging at the seams, lol.
Stephanie S.
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A Transcendent Masterpiece Unparalleled in Modern Literature.
Cory B.
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An Instant Classic - A "Hands-On" Comedy Book For the Ages.
Brian B.
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Perhaps the finest piece of literature ever written.
Jimbo M.
Author Spotlight
Author Spotlight
Jack M. Offman
Now, with three books in the Top Fifteen Bestsellers on Amazon for Comedy Books!
Jack M. Offman, the undiscovered gem of questionable children's novels, is a 40-something who finds joy in the nerdy realm of laser tag and video games—probably why he's still single. While his books might often get the silent treatment, he passionately dives into them after introspective beach walks and avoiding DUIs. And for the record, he's the kind of guy who'd never risk a sprint with scissors. Legends say his zest for life might just be infectious, if anyone bothered to listen.
Who’s talking Crap!
Make any time the perfect with this sign-in book for your bathroom!
This quirky sign-in notebook is the perfect companion for your porcelain throne, inviting guests to drop their thoughts, doodles, and amusing anecdotes while they take care of business. Wrapped in a cover that's sure to flush out a smile, this notebook is a monumentally amusing addition to any guest bathroom. It's not just a gift, it's a throne-room companion that adds a splash of humor to housewarmings. Tailored with a classic, yet cheeky design, it encourages creative expressions, from tiny tinkles of thought to full-blown brain bombs. It's the ideal way for visitors to log their "duty" and leave behind a little piece of laughter in your lavatory.
Why We’re here.
Our Mission is to combine Intelligence with hilarity to unite the world in Childish joy.
National Institute of Health
‘Current research indicates that laughter has quantifiable positive physiologic benefits.’
Meet The Team
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Amanda E. Tass
World’s Most Fiery Illustrator
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Al N. DeCrapper
Chief Copywriter
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Ivana U. Tulik
World’s Greatest Illustrator
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Jack M. Offman
“Best Selling Author” and Product Development Lead
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Anita V. Gina
God’s Gift to Illustration
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Gil T. Azelle
Attorney
